Are you reading from a script? Everything seems jumbled together and it was hard to feel the punchlines of the funny. You spoke quickly and mono-toned. After a second listen, the shit is funny! Your delivery will need to evolve a tad more or just write a script that only outlines what you are going to talk about..so you can talk freely and use your script as a guide, only. Sometimes, digressing from the main script or idea can be equally as fun. This will fall into place, if you keep at it. :)
Anyways, I felt it was a great start, and I love conspiracy theories! haha. If you do anymore, PM me, would love to give them a listen.
You ever watch that dude from Next Level Bullshit, on youtube?
Nice work, keep it up, mang.