Bad-Man-Incorporated's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[F-Zero X - Devil's Forest]

Holy Fuck...

I never played F-Zero (probably due to old age) But this shit is pretty fuckin cool. I would be willing to bet this is...WAY FUCKING BETTER than the original! You badass mutherfucker!
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FlameMesial responds:

You should play F-Zero X dood, 'tis the best futuristic game eva! Plus it has the best music!

I wouldn't say this is much better than the original, this version's meatier, and the original has a sorta annoying vocal line, but Toro Bano always plays the leads better than me.

Cheers motherfucker!!!

[>AcrosstheSeaofBloodandTears<]

Dude!

Never cease to kick some ass!...but you always seem to be a target of those "0" Voting mutherfuckers:(
Thanks for your vote, Bad_Man_Incorporated! You voted 5 for >AcrosstheSeaofBloodandTears<, raising its score from 3.00 to 3.50.
I did what I could man...Truly deserves top marks. You Evil fucker...\m/-\m/

kensmalts responds:

cool, thanks for the vote and awesome review... yeah, I don't really care bout those cocksuckers... there's really nothing I can do about it so I'm going to choose to not dwell on it. Anywho, about the song: I wrote this a long time ago like 2 years ago or something... but the quality was really bad cause I recorded it on a cheap Tascam 4 track tape recorder... so I decided to redo it. The lyrics were submitted into a poetry contest where they got me to be a semi-finalist... and they are published in some poetry compilation floating around somewhere out there. The drum track was made in BeatCraft using like 43 sepperate patterns... there really is not much repetition in the drums except in the more melodic parts where I felt that exessive drum fills would detract from the fluidity of it. Most of this was done using the 4/16 timing for the patterns so that I could have slightly late or slightly early strikes on the snare and cymbals to make an 'on top of each other' type sound you get from hitting the same drum with both sticks. There is a lot of work done on the cymbals too. I suppose there might not be anouth bass in the drums but that is for 2 reasons... the type of black metal I was going for in this is not a high production quality sound... it's more of a droning jarring yet melodic sound... and also I have crappy speakers and bass makes them rattle so I tend to cut a lot of it out, assuming that it will sound as shitty on everyone's speakers as it does on mine. So, that's it, thanks for checking it out.

[~Sorrows Shade~]

WOW

Truly an amazing song man, love the clean intro, and the solos...fuck.
Thanks for your vote, Bad_Man_Incorporated! You voted 5 for ~Sorrows Shade~, keeping its score at 5.00.
Cause I cant think of anymore to say. Love the distortion too\m/
Great TUNE man!!!

rocker206 responds:

Thanks for the review and your vote. This song is definitly one of my best.

[N*gg* stole my bike-Metalized]

Nice

That was cool man, I really dig your playin..so clean and crisp. Nice job man!!\m/

[Red Snow]

I cant think...

It seems you've blown a spigot in my brain...I mean fuck...so different...yet so cool. Mutherfucker what the hell is a "duhduhdoot... "?
Me? no clue...heheh Great fuckin weirdness..gets my five!

kensmalts responds:

eh, pay no attention to what I say I'm a druckin funk. Thanks for the five... since people seem to dig this maybe I'll redo one of my older songs... Aross the Sea of Blood and Tears... it's complete evil grinding black metal... tremolo picking entirely through out without a single break... but the original is so fuzzy that some gripe that it has so much hiss it makes their ears hurt... you can hear that one on my 'mux' profile if you wish.

[Savage Acts of Vengeance]

Holy HELL

Ripped from the bowels of the BURNING KINGDOM!!This mutherfucker is going on my HELL TUNES C.D.
Can't wait to hear this bitch with vocals, you brutal fuck!!!heheh

[Raining Blood(black metal vox)]

Oh man...

MAN A KICKASS VERSION!! Fuckin nice job on this!
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kensmalts responds:

thanks dude... SLAAAAAAAAAAAYEERRRRRRRR!!!!!

[Madness Abounding]

Throat infection

Even with a "throat infection" You RULE! GREAT fucking song man...definitely added to my cd of MUTHERFUCKIN HELL TUNES!!
Oh and for that "throat infection", keep it. RAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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FlameMesial responds:

Haha, I will my friend.

I think I might have had throat pains afterwards, but after a glass of milk it all goes away!!

Add it to your cd of motherfuckin hell tunes, it should fit in there snug and cosy :)

Cheers motherfucker!!!

[GoreBastard Tribute]

oh,.

Your a badass mutherfucker yourself!!!Great Vox man!!Helluva tribute

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